So when I'm walking down the street, I'm pretty courteous (yeah I am). I try to speak and say 'Hi, How are you doing?' to whoever when I walk by. The generic answer and what we all expect is something like 'I'm fine or I'm good, and you?' and that's it. Why must some folks hit you with the "God is good!" or "To God be the glory!" or the "I'm blessed"? I'm like REALLY??? Like, is it Sunday morning for you ALL week? You leave me stuck like WTF am I supposed to say next? Like God is ONLY good to you so you gotta sing about it when I only asked you a simple question? Like, what does that mean exactly? I might be blessed too, but I didn't walk up on you outta the blue and be all like 'Yes Jesus loves me too' (And yes, I know this because the bible told me so). And some folks go to far with it when they hit you with "The Lord woke me up this morning, so I must be blessed!" Are you serious? Do you REALLY wanna wake up to this economy? So how blessed are you?
And what is "Bless it day"? Am I saying it right? I get quite pissed when I call you and the voicemail comes on and I gotta listen to your most serene voice (not the one I USUALLY hear) saying "Please leave your name, number and a brief message and I will get back to you as soon as possible. Please have a BLESS IT day" What the hell is that? Are you telling me to have a BLESSED day or is this another one black folks' slang done messed up?
Another thing, stop getting bible verses on your tags. Stop telling us Jesus got it for you. I mean I'm God's child also and are you telling me that Daddy likes you more than me so he got you that Cadillac and got me a minivan??? You should go to hell for that reason alone. Am I being bitter?....LOL
Again folks, I'm Dani Doyle and you have just read my word.
Monday, April 13, 2009
18 and Counting, huh...
Ya know, I'm getting real sick of this Duggar family bullsh#t. This couple KEEPS having babies and their response is "...as many as God will alow..." Are you serious?! I mean even God is shaking his head right now! Apparently, they aren't strapped for cash like my broke ass is with 3 kids, so i can't knock them there, but DAMN! Do you really want that many kids running around in your house knockin sh#t over?! Do you really wanna hear Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! all in sync 18 times over?!
These people are lunchin' (yeah I said lunchin, I'm from DC)! I did some research and according to Dr. Brown at AIBS, "This is some bullsh#t!" I mean they look like Children of the Corn for one. And you know I can't hold back much, so I'm just gonna say it... But you can't tell me them damn kids ain't sleep with each other. They dont know anyone outside the house! When they go through puberty and those urges where they gonna go? I'm just saying. And you don't have to tell me, I already know I'm going to hell.
So let alone the kids and all that comes AFTER the birth of 18 kids, but I'm sure this broad's womb looks like a Target bag by now. She must be getting botox in her uterus or something...LOL So now that the boy has grown up and got out the house and got married to one of his cousin (i'm sure) and SHE'S PREGNANT. Unfortunately, what do they say when asked if they want a big family... "We'll leave that up to God". God don't wanna have his name no where mentioned when you talk about them damn Duggars. And another thing, I'm pissed off at TLC advocating this crap. Like, I can deal with Jon & Kate plus 8 (everybody likes them) they're down to earth, but I can't stand the other one because there something cult-ish about them. I don't trust them. I think TLC producers fathered the last 4 Duggars for ratings. I mean I'm just sayin.
I'm Dani Doyle and that's my word
These people are lunchin' (yeah I said lunchin, I'm from DC)! I did some research and according to Dr. Brown at AIBS, "This is some bullsh#t!" I mean they look like Children of the Corn for one. And you know I can't hold back much, so I'm just gonna say it... But you can't tell me them damn kids ain't sleep with each other. They dont know anyone outside the house! When they go through puberty and those urges where they gonna go? I'm just saying. And you don't have to tell me, I already know I'm going to hell.
So let alone the kids and all that comes AFTER the birth of 18 kids, but I'm sure this broad's womb looks like a Target bag by now. She must be getting botox in her uterus or something...LOL So now that the boy has grown up and got out the house and got married to one of his cousin (i'm sure) and SHE'S PREGNANT. Unfortunately, what do they say when asked if they want a big family... "We'll leave that up to God". God don't wanna have his name no where mentioned when you talk about them damn Duggars. And another thing, I'm pissed off at TLC advocating this crap. Like, I can deal with Jon & Kate plus 8 (everybody likes them) they're down to earth, but I can't stand the other one because there something cult-ish about them. I don't trust them. I think TLC producers fathered the last 4 Duggars for ratings. I mean I'm just sayin.
I'm Dani Doyle and that's my word
Thursday, April 2, 2009
Truth.com
Is anyone else annoyed as hell by the truth.com ad campaign? I dont even smoke and they get on my damn nerves. I swear, when white people get radical (when arent they?) they become annoying! The truth is, all the smokers in the world she take a giant drag on a huge loosey and blow it in the air at the same time and say F@#% YOU, Death!....LMAO
I'm Dani Doyle, I'm going to hell, and that's my word!
I'm Dani Doyle, I'm going to hell, and that's my word!
Wednesday, March 25, 2009
Status Messages
Maybe I’m just a negative person or a ‘hater’ (however you wanna do it), but I’m soooo beyond sick of dumb status messages. I don’t care if it’s Yahoo, Myspace, Facebook, or whatever. STOP BEGGING FOR CONVERSATION! Stop giving us your daily affirmations. Like, when you open your page, do you think to yourself hmmm what can I say to get people to wonder what im talking about and then ask me so that I can be on SOMEONE’S mind at least for a half a second? I don’t wanna know you’re sick, you love/hate your job, that you just took a dump, that your man/woman or even I pissed you off, that you just walked your dog, you just bought a TV, the Cowboys are the best (we ALL know they’re not!), your cousin, aunt, uncle, grandmother, homey, baby daddy, plant, brother, sister, friend from elementary school, goldfish, cat and or dog just died, that you took the day off while I’m still at work, it hurts to pee, how the people you work with are crazy, that you’re on your iPhone so hit you up, your plans for the evening or weekend if they don’t include me, how you’re getting ready to have a physical altercation with someone(don’t type about it, be about it), countdowns to your birthday, that you’re busy and do not disturb you yet you’re still online to tell me that. Just to name a few. I mean I ain’t mad, I’m just a little pissed off with us. We are all guilty of it, but some of us with lower self esteem and no friends beyond chatting take it too far. STOP TELLING YOUR BUSINESS ON YOUR STATUS MESSAGE!
This is Dani Doyle in collaboration with Jessica "Arroz con Pollo" James, and that's our word!
This is Dani Doyle in collaboration with Jessica "Arroz con Pollo" James, and that's our word!
UKS
I wanted to share with you information about an emerging new chronic condition more and more parents are being diagnosed with. According to psycho-therapist at the AIBS (that’s American Institute of Bull S%#!) more and more parents are not owning up to the fact that they are suffering from UKS (that’s Ugly Kid Syndrome).
Dr. Brown of the AIBS explains that new parents become overwhelmed with the joy of having a new baby that they completely overlook how unattractive the child really is. This can last from anywhere from the first day of giving birth to eternity. New parents with UKS often invite unsuspecting friends and family members for a viewing of the unattractive child, which usually renders the friend or family member in a helpless and awkward position of not insulting the parent or child. This has become a strain on otherwise healthy and positive relationships; due to the fact that we feel that it is our humane obligation to be considerate and tactful when dealing with one’s feelings.
The devastating epidemic has been on the rise due to drunken one night stands, thinking beauty is in the eye of the beholder, poor decision making when choosing mates, swimming in the pool of bad genes, and the ladies’ all time favorite: lowering standards. For women and men both should be mindful of these things well before considering going “bare”.
Some of the symptoms according to the AIBS include but aren’t limited to: Friends and family members visits become shorter and shorter to not at all. Not being able to find a babysitter. Sudden change in conversation when you start to ramble about the cutest thing lil Eugene did. Feeling compelled to name the child anything from Eugene to Beavis. People comment more on the child’s outfit than how adorable you claim they are. The dog is uninterested in playing with the child. You often hear the comment ‘a face only a mother can love’. This list can go on folks, but I want you all to be aware that you could possibly be suffering from UKS and not know it.
I feel this is my duty to share this information with you, because I also temporarily suffered from UKS. Yes, me. Those of you who know me know that I have 3 gorgeous children (or so I was told…hmmmm), however my middle one was not the most cuddly looking-est child (Yes, I said cuddly looking-est). She was born looking like she needed to stay in the oven for 3 more weeks. She looked like an alien of sorts basically. However as she became older and “grew into her looks” her ugly days are long behind her and I have been relieved of UKS. It’s a tough pill to swallow, but to save man-kind we should all be aware of Ugly Kid Syndrome.
I'm Dani Doyle, and that's my word.
Dr. Brown of the AIBS explains that new parents become overwhelmed with the joy of having a new baby that they completely overlook how unattractive the child really is. This can last from anywhere from the first day of giving birth to eternity. New parents with UKS often invite unsuspecting friends and family members for a viewing of the unattractive child, which usually renders the friend or family member in a helpless and awkward position of not insulting the parent or child. This has become a strain on otherwise healthy and positive relationships; due to the fact that we feel that it is our humane obligation to be considerate and tactful when dealing with one’s feelings.
The devastating epidemic has been on the rise due to drunken one night stands, thinking beauty is in the eye of the beholder, poor decision making when choosing mates, swimming in the pool of bad genes, and the ladies’ all time favorite: lowering standards. For women and men both should be mindful of these things well before considering going “bare”.
Some of the symptoms according to the AIBS include but aren’t limited to: Friends and family members visits become shorter and shorter to not at all. Not being able to find a babysitter. Sudden change in conversation when you start to ramble about the cutest thing lil Eugene did. Feeling compelled to name the child anything from Eugene to Beavis. People comment more on the child’s outfit than how adorable you claim they are. The dog is uninterested in playing with the child. You often hear the comment ‘a face only a mother can love’. This list can go on folks, but I want you all to be aware that you could possibly be suffering from UKS and not know it.
I feel this is my duty to share this information with you, because I also temporarily suffered from UKS. Yes, me. Those of you who know me know that I have 3 gorgeous children (or so I was told…hmmmm), however my middle one was not the most cuddly looking-est child (Yes, I said cuddly looking-est). She was born looking like she needed to stay in the oven for 3 more weeks. She looked like an alien of sorts basically. However as she became older and “grew into her looks” her ugly days are long behind her and I have been relieved of UKS. It’s a tough pill to swallow, but to save man-kind we should all be aware of Ugly Kid Syndrome.
I'm Dani Doyle, and that's my word.
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