Church Greetings

So when I'm walking down the street, I'm pretty courteous (yeah I am). I try to speak and say 'Hi, How are you doing?' to whoever when I walk by. The generic answer and what we all expect is something like 'I'm fine or I'm good, and you?' and that's it. Why must some folks hit you with the "God is good!" or "To God be the glory!" or the "I'm blessed"? I'm like REALLY??? Like, is it Sunday morning for you ALL week? You leave me stuck like WTF am I supposed to say next? Like God is ONLY good to you so you gotta sing about it when I only asked you a simple question? Like, what does that mean exactly? I might be blessed too, but I didn't walk up on you outta the blue and be all like 'Yes Jesus loves me too' (And yes, I know this because the bible told me so). And some folks go to far with it when they hit you with "The Lord woke me up this morning, so I must be blessed!" Are you serious? Do you REALLY wanna wake up to this economy? So how blessed are you?

And what is "Bless it day"? Am I saying it right? I get quite pissed when I call you and the voicemail comes on and I gotta listen to your most serene voice (not the one I USUALLY hear) saying "Please leave your name, number and a brief message and I will get back to you as soon as possible. Please have a BLESS IT day" What the hell is that? Are you telling me to have a BLESSED day or is this another one black folks' slang done messed up?

Another thing, stop getting bible verses on your tags. Stop telling us Jesus got it for you. I mean I'm God's child also and are you telling me that Daddy likes you more than me so he got you that Cadillac and got me a minivan??? You should go to hell for that reason alone. Am I being bitter?....LOL

Again folks, I'm Dani Doyle and you have just read my word.