Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Status Messages

Maybe I’m just a negative person or a ‘hater’ (however you wanna do it), but I’m soooo beyond sick of dumb status messages. I don’t care if it’s Yahoo, Myspace, Facebook, or whatever. STOP BEGGING FOR CONVERSATION! Stop giving us your daily affirmations. Like, when you open your page, do you think to yourself hmmm what can I say to get people to wonder what im talking about and then ask me so that I can be on SOMEONE’S mind at least for a half a second? I don’t wanna know you’re sick, you love/hate your job, that you just took a dump, that your man/woman or even I pissed you off, that you just walked your dog, you just bought a TV, the Cowboys are the best (we ALL know they’re not!), your cousin, aunt, uncle, grandmother, homey, baby daddy, plant, brother, sister, friend from elementary school, goldfish, cat and or dog just died, that you took the day off while I’m still at work, it hurts to pee, how the people you work with are crazy, that you’re on your iPhone so hit you up, your plans for the evening or weekend if they don’t include me, how you’re getting ready to have a physical altercation with someone(don’t type about it, be about it), countdowns to your birthday, that you’re busy and do not disturb you yet you’re still online to tell me that. Just to name a few. I mean I ain’t mad, I’m just a little pissed off with us. We are all guilty of it, but some of us with lower self esteem and no friends beyond chatting take it too far. STOP TELLING YOUR BUSINESS ON YOUR STATUS MESSAGE!

This is Dani Doyle in collaboration with Jessica "Arroz con Pollo" James, and that's our word!

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