Church Greetings

So when I'm walking down the street, I'm pretty courteous (yeah I am). I try to speak and say 'Hi, How are you doing?' to whoever when I walk by. The generic answer and what we all expect is something like 'I'm fine or I'm good, and you?' and that's it. Why must some folks hit you with the "God is good!" or "To God be the glory!" or the "I'm blessed"? I'm like REALLY??? Like, is it Sunday morning for you ALL week? You leave me stuck like WTF am I supposed to say next? Like God is ONLY good to you so you gotta sing about it when I only asked you a simple question? Like, what does that mean exactly? I might be blessed too, but I didn't walk up on you outta the blue and be all like 'Yes Jesus loves me too' (And yes, I know this because the bible told me so). And some folks go to far with it when they hit you with "The Lord woke me up this morning, so I must be blessed!" Are you serious? Do you REALLY wanna wake up to this economy? So how blessed are you?

And what is "Bless it day"? Am I saying it right? I get quite pissed when I call you and the voicemail comes on and I gotta listen to your most serene voice (not the one I USUALLY hear) saying "Please leave your name, number and a brief message and I will get back to you as soon as possible. Please have a BLESS IT day" What the hell is that? Are you telling me to have a BLESSED day or is this another one black folks' slang done messed up?

Another thing, stop getting bible verses on your tags. Stop telling us Jesus got it for you. I mean I'm God's child also and are you telling me that Daddy likes you more than me so he got you that Cadillac and got me a minivan??? You should go to hell for that reason alone. Am I being bitter?....LOL

Again folks, I'm Dani Doyle and you have just read my word.

18 and Counting, huh...

Ya know, I'm getting real sick of this Duggar family bullsh#t. This couple KEEPS having babies and their response is "...as many as God will alow..." Are you serious?! I mean even God is shaking his head right now! Apparently, they aren't strapped for cash like my broke ass is with 3 kids, so i can't knock them there, but DAMN! Do you really want that many kids running around in your house knockin sh#t over?! Do you really wanna hear Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! all in sync 18 times over?!

These people are lunchin' (yeah I said lunchin, I'm from DC)! I did some research and according to Dr. Brown at AIBS, "This is some bullsh#t!" I mean they look like Children of the Corn for one. And you know I can't hold back much, so I'm just gonna say it... But you can't tell me them damn kids ain't sleep with each other. They dont know anyone outside the house! When they go through puberty and those urges where they gonna go? I'm just saying. And you don't have to tell me, I already know I'm going to hell.

So let alone the kids and all that comes AFTER the birth of 18 kids, but I'm sure this broad's womb looks like a Target bag by now. She must be getting botox in her uterus or something...LOL So now that the boy has grown up and got out the house and got married to one of his cousin (i'm sure) and SHE'S PREGNANT. Unfortunately, what do they say when asked if they want a big family... "We'll leave that up to God". God don't wanna have his name no where mentioned when you talk about them damn Duggars. And another thing, I'm pissed off at TLC advocating this crap. Like, I can deal with Jon & Kate plus 8 (everybody likes them) they're down to earth, but I can't stand the other one because there something cult-ish about them. I don't trust them. I think TLC producers fathered the last 4 Duggars for ratings. I mean I'm just sayin.

I'm Dani Doyle and that's my word

Truth.com

Is anyone else annoyed as hell by the truth.com ad campaign? I dont even smoke and they get on my damn nerves. I swear, when white people get radical (when arent they?) they become annoying! The truth is, all the smokers in the world she take a giant drag on a huge loosey and blow it in the air at the same time and say F@#% YOU, Death!....LMAO

I'm Dani Doyle, I'm going to hell, and that's my word!